May 2013
rneerkat:
mytoecold:
A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it.
I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”
I wrote this:
Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.
Love,
Drew
sfux:
i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
oomshi:
internetexplorers:
I JUST WANT TO WRAP MYSELF UP IN A THOUSAND FLUFFY PUPPIES
Mom: Internet friends aren't real friends
Me: Oh and friends who talk shit behind my back and never invite me to anything are real friends?
meladoodle:
juilan:
My ears. They are ringing.
are u gonna answer em
aangnog:
sorry i only like boys i would never have a chance with
sherbot:
theboywhofangirled:
TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT
YOU LITTLE SHIT
rhydonmyhardon:
oh so you’re into boys who don’t play by the rules huh? * bites into string cheese stick without peeling* mmm taste the rebellion
cheesecurl:
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
pastelbat:
The only dates i get are updates
meladoodle:
*throws coins at strippers really hard*
